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I finally fixed my metro after having some problems with the pistons. I had to replace my titanium ones
with adamantium ones to handle the power. Anyways, i was just driving home from La jolla when I see a z8 roadster
and a new SRT-4 lined up at the light on a 3 lane road (la jolla village dr.). Naturally I line up to the side and start revving.
They both look at me weird because of my funny lookin metro and then they laughed. The light turned green and my
car roared forward dusting the SRT-4 by 96 car (metro) lengths and murdering the z8 by about 52 car lengths.

I waited for them at the next light (about 6 minutes) and wanted to give them the thumbs up. The neon had about 25 lbs
of asphalt on the bumper and the z8 had some asphalt sprayed on the left fender. The neon owner was pissed but what
could he do. I own a v12 supercharged metro and there was no way he could catch up to me. I made it back to my house in
mira mesa in 46 seconds.

Lawrence aka Menage
 

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SWeeeet. Sounds like it would beat my fully blown 5.0L Ford Festiva. :yup :drunk
 

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glad to hear that the metro is back in action
 

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FEAR THE YUGO!!!!!!!!!! I'll race your v12 metro with my Supersonic Fast Fast Fast yellow Yugo. I dropped Hang10's Viper engine in this biootch!! She goes 0 to 60 in negative 14 seconds!!!! I only feed her pure grain alcohol cuz it burns better.


THE YUGO PWNZ JOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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you guys been drinking again...or shrooming? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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it could be alcohol laced with schrooms
 

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shrinking and drooming.
 

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:lol:
 

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that v12 metro pwns
 

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any pics?
 

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No pics yet. Ill take some pretty soon and post it.
 

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is this a joke? What kind of engine is it? Who the hell makes a small displacement v12 besides the itialian bros. Either way... interesting story.
 

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Sorry, but Project Pwnage Metro is top secret. Just know that it pwnz and produces about 700 hp and 768 ft lbs of torque at the wheels.
Most of the BMW planeteers have seen it.

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umm a geo metro that can fit a v12 and twin turbo?hahha :lol: :w00t
 

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dont laugh. u better believe it :ph34r: :ninja
 
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i was mistaken i think its supercharged...but its insanely fast... :vroom
 

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ya and the "tuned by menage" stickers are dyno proven to add 50hp
 
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Originally posted by Fruityone@May 15 2003, 05:26 AM
ya and the "tuned by menage" stickers are dyno proven to add 50hp
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i still loved that sig
 
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