[fatty]

a friend of mine has got a Subaru Impreza turbo and the other day he gave a lift to a mate while comming back from the pub, his mate turned to him and said "so what have you had top end then?"

you can guess the reply..... "i dont know lets find out" so he puts his fut down,

65mph. 70mph. 75mph. 80mph. 85mph. 90mph. 95mph. 100mph. 105mph. 110mph. 115mph. 120mph. "oh shit corner!....." "too fast, no grip!"...... "kirb...... grass...... ditch......"
field.... sky..... field..... sky...... field......sky.....field..... stop! "are we dead?"

needless to say the car is a right off........

 

[FruityOne]

right off? can you translate for us into our "american english"?

 

[fatty]

Originally posted by Fruityone@May 6 2003, 07:34 AM
right off? can you translate for us into our "american english"?

sorry... it basically means the insurance wont repair the car as it is beyond economic repair.
(writen off their books) they will just pay out the value of the car....

 

[FruityOne]

oh we call that totalled

 

[fatty]

i believe all he got was a stiff neck.......

 

[FruityOne]

viagra got stuck in his throat? :lol:

 

[fatty]

Originally posted by Fruityone@May 6 2003, 08:07 AM
viagra got stuck in his throat? :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Furious]

dude that sucks..(haha fruity with the viagra comment)
glad everyones ok,and ya we canadians call it a write off as well.

 

[presto]

yeah that does suck. good movie quote

 

[Ski]

Glad the guys are ok..*ok here we go* Did he get a DWI?? or was he not drinking in the pub..or was it the guy he picked up drinking..or not.. :blink: h34r:

 

[FruityOne]

movie quote...oh ya austin powers i just remembered i heard that somewhere before...

 

[adonis_bimmer]

that sucks, like a bloody ho, :lol:

lol @fruity

 

[donutchow]

Originally posted by Fruityone@May 6 2003, 02:07 AM
viagra got stuck in his throat? :lol:

haha. what movie was that from? oh, i think austin powers 3

 

[presto]

yup

 

[FruityOne]

i guess so i just remembered it...but had no idea where i got it from

 

[fatty]

he was drinking and going from one pub to another......
not good

 

[BlackTape]

DON"T EVER DRINK AND DRIVE..........


you may spill your drink

 

[fatty]

Originally posted by RedTape@May 21 2003, 08:34 AM
DON"T EVER DRINK AND DRIVE..........


you may spill your drink

he nearly spilt his brains........

 

[presto]

should we be laughing at ur comment redtape?