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ok well the stroy starts like this...I went to santa rosa to visit my sister...basically...yea i saw an integra with bmw rims....wtf is that. Then i saw an ///M5...ahhh....then i saw belt buckels that were seat belts and that said HONDA and ACURA...i was like yea those give u an extra 5 hp while driving...but anyways back to the story i was driving back from SR and going over Mt. St. Helena on 29(the windy road im always talking about) some idiot passed me on a double yellow and almost had a head on. first i passed him..ocmpletely normally..no speeding really...and then like two miles later he freaks out and start to tail gate me. Of course i got a volovo in front of me..so no where to go. SO hes right on my ass..like a foot at the most and were taking some 60 mph turns (supposed to be like 40) and this ass clown starts to pass me in the middle of a blind turn. So im like WTF>>>? then i see head lights..hes stilll not infront of me and im like shit!..so i lightly tapp brakes and slow down..honk my horn and let the guy get in front of me so he doesnt wreck...I thought i was gonna shit bricks. Then the douche passes another two cars..in blind turns might i add. Then he goes to the fucking CASINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhh idiot.i was gonna get some plates..but decided against it cause i dont know who the guy is.
 

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You should have parked behind and smeared some poo on his windsheild and door handle.
 

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Originally posted by El Presidente@Sep 3 2004, 01:54 AM
You should have parked behind and smeared some poo on his windsheild and door handle.
ha ha ha nice idea :rock
 

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It shouldn't have been hard. I mean, he already said he was about to shit bricks.
 

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that guy is probably the president of the SFB club. thats shit for brains for those of you not familiar with the term.

one night i was driving up a canyon road near my house and i went around a right hand blind turn and right after the apex when i came around the turn there was a bitch in a jag coming my way with 3/4 of her car in my lane. holly shit!!! i had to swerve left around her into her lane so that she didnt't hit me. man that cunt could have killed me. not to stereotype all women, and any women that actually know how to drive please forgive me...but I HATE CHICK DRIVERS.

a teenage chick just totaled my good friends' (twins who share it) 97 240sx yesterday. she didn't realize her car was rolling and wasn't fully stopped, and rolled right out from an unprotected left turn lane right into the twins car which was coming the other way at 40 mph. what really sucked was that they just got the car back from the body shop where they just dropped 5 k to prep the car for paint
 

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niggas PLZ. I pass people in blind turns goin 70-80 at least! then I drag race my l33t friends in school zones at 245pm every day! then i go dukes of hazzard style into contsruction zones looking for jumps! Its AWESOME!
































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some thigns are beyond words...
 

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all I gotta say is that the motherfucker who cuts me off and makes me shunt off the road is gonna get my foot in their ass.
 
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