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I posted this on another board and it got a few laughs..so here it is for you guys!!

Paul drives to school programs in this M-series BMW, originally a 1992 Mercury Topaz. Though it has the engine of a lawn mower, this car brings smiles and thumbs-up from real BMW drivers on the road!

The rear view shows the BMW badging on the trunklid. After this photo was taken, I placed a new BMW Roundel over the trunk keyhole, like on the real car. I now open the trunk using the power button within the glovebox.

The side view shows the BMW hood emblems fully inset within the Mercury Topaz wheel caps. The emblems fit perfectly inside and other drivers ask me if the wheels are actually BMW rims. I also have M-series badging on the lower part of the C-pillar.

Here is a close-up of one of the wheel caps. The silver paint of the wheel cap matches the color of the wheel perfectly, but in this photo, the camera flash appears to show a different silver color!

This photo shows the BMW emblem on the front grille of the car. The Mercury badging is still evident under the driver's headlight, because it is silly for other drivers to spend $35,000 more on their BMW when I can drive one for much less!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I gots to get me one of dem!
 

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i bet he could win about 1 mil from that easy..cuz he has lik 2 or 3 differnt kinds of cars in one..also a hidden one.. :lol:
 

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It's the 330ibup (Butt Ugly Package)
 

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SoonerE39 said:
It's the 330ibup (Butt Ugly Package)
With Alpina Wheels! :cool:




























(I'm bored)
 

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Holy fucking bump batman.
 

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Dear god, that hurts. I'm not sure if the (true) handicapped license plate makes it better or worse.
Oh dear god, it hurts.

EDIT: I am making fun of no one. I am experiencing true gut pains.
 
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