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So Im driving down the road in my automatic 323i and this little green accent comes farting by at like 70 mph so what choice did I have but to floor it. She had a good 2-3 car lengths on me when I decided to attempt racing her, but with ease I cruised by her at a cool 85 mph. I looked over at the young girl driving and flicked her off and thought to myself, what was this girl thinking...then I went home and had a beer to top off my moment of victory. :bravo :bravo :bravo













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you should have made a little spanking sign. :eek:uch
sometimes i smoke dorks....but i am too afraid of getting that unfortunate monster ticket.
it would be hard to justify to the cop...."look dude...i mean sir, office-sir, officer.....well....see...like.......this ricer was farting along and it.....well, it passed me.....and......well, like, i couldn't have that....cause the car sucks, right? ....so ineeded to smack them down.....................................that's why i was going 120 mph."

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heh no I didnt flick her off....That wast he just kidding part, but when a dumbass car goes flying by me I always have the urge to catch up to them
 

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:lol: Where did you get that pic in your sig?
 

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I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
 

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Originally posted by GreenDragon@Aug 15 2003, 09:08 AM
I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time. :rofl
 

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lets hope u would spank a hyundai
donut, i agree
 

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Originally posted by donutchow+Aug 15 2003, 02:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (donutchow @ Aug 15 2003, 02:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GreenDragon@Aug 15 2003, 09:08 AM
I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time. :rofl [/b][/quote]
It's true though. You should have see that poor bastard huffing it down the road. I slowed down enough for him to catch up then floored it again. I TEASED HIM LIKE A CHEAP WHORE!!! PWN3D!!!! :rock
 

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Originally posted by GreenDragon+Aug 15 2003, 02:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (GreenDragon @ Aug 15 2003, 02:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by [email protected] 15 2003, 02:04 PM
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@Aug 15 2003, 09:08 AM
I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.

that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time. :rofl
It's true though. You should have see that poor bastard huffing it down the road. I slowed down enough for him to catch up then floored it again. I TEASED HIM LIKE A CHEAP WHORE!!! PWN3D!!!! :rock [/b][/quote]
i had some fun too today. i drove past this parked E46 M3, FLEW by that bitch, and i rolled down my window (actually, cranked, since i don't have power windows) and screamed "OWNED" then showed him the OWNED pic of the cat in the glass :rofl
 

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^:laughhead:
 

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dountchow pwns
 

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wait wait wait...your racing HYUNDAIS??????
WHATS THE POINT!?!?!
 

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Originally posted by MattH6935@Aug 14 2003, 10:13 AM
So Im driving down the road in my automatic 323i and this little green accent comes farting by at like 70 mph so what choice did I have but to floor it. She had a good 2-3 car lengths on me when I decided to attempt racing her, but with ease I cruised by her at a cool 85 mph. I looked over at the young girl driving and flicked her off and thought to myself, what was this girl thinking...then I went home and had a beer to top off my moment of victory. :bravo :bravo :bravo













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Dude,

:wtf

You're the BIGGEST LOSER. :thumbsdown
 

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Originally posted by Gumby_4K+Nov 22 2003, 08:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gumby_4K @ Nov 22 2003, 08:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MattH6935@Aug 14 2003, 10:13 AM
So Im driving down the road in my automatic 323i and this little green accent comes farting by at like 70 mph so what choice did I have but to floor it. She had a good 2-3 car lengths on me when I decided to attempt racing her, but with ease I cruised by her at a cool 85 mph. I looked over at the young girl driving and flicked her off and thought to myself, what was this girl thinking...then I went home and had a beer to top off my moment of victory. :bravo :bravo :bravo













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Dude,

:wtf

You're the BIGGEST LOSER. :thumbsdown [/b][/quote]
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