Today I had an interesting event happen. I was trying to turn right at a yield sign on a hill, and this stupid dumb bitch in a Yukon Denali is trying to turn right at the a stop sign. I can see she has no interest in turning, as there are no cars behind her and shes doing her makeup. Her big ass is also blocking my view. So I run up, take a peak and roll back down. After four attempts it looks like the road is clear and I turn. WRONG! Im in the lane a slpit second and I see a huge garbage truck/moving van/big ass not-quite-a-semi-yet thing bearing down on me. I floor it, and I assume he slammed the breaks. So after I catch my breath a bit I peak in the rearview mirror to discover that two cars behind him was a cop. A cop that was weaving in and out of traffic. He hadn't hit his lights yet but it was obvious he was trying to catch me. The breaking manuver the truck made created a wide enough gap that when I wen into a turn I was able to accelerate and turn into a gas station without him seeing me. Every cop i saw tonight I was terrified it was him.