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My 5er nearly became a 8er today (5 + 3) when an arrogant asshole in a 318i decided to cut me up on the motorway - VERY CLOSE CALL. When I pulled alongside and beckoned him to pull over so I could punch his fucking lights out, he just floored it - Don't know what he was thinking trying to outrun me in a 318 but pretty soon he was a dot in my rearview mirror - cunt.
Oh well just thought I'd share that with you.
 

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Must be something in the water in Birmingham...

I was there last week for a couple of days (had a great time, thanks to all the girls in Spearmint Rhino & Medusa xxxxxxxx ).

Anyway, left there on the Thursday night & got serious road rage off some idiot in a 1990 minivan with curtains! He turned into a pussy once we got into 3 figures but not before he had tried undertaking me on the hard sholder! fucking freak! :guns
 

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I'm not proud of this but about a 4 months ago i was on the North Circular and as i was overtaking some Asian dude and his family in a people carrier at about 80mph he decided to pull out next to me without looking - it was a very very close thing!

I very fucking nearly totalled my car and slammed on the brakes - and swerved all over the road

The little fellow actually realised what he had done and kind of waved an apology which was fine - sort of calmed me down a bit and stopped me actually wanted to kill him!

Anyway, I was shaken a little bit and when the adrenalin slowed down I pulled into the middle lane - then an old Ford Escort pulls alongside me and the guy winds his window down - I thought he was going to ask if I was ok or make some comment but instead he starts giving it to me - a load of fucking abuse about weaving all over the road and slamming on brakes in a thick Irish accent - he obviously didnt see what happened

NOW IM SERIOUSLY FUCKING PISSED OFF - and give it back to him - I dont want to offend any Irish users on here but this guy really fucking made me mad after nearly crashing and I'm calling him a bog trotter and potato muncher etc etc so he tries to run me off the road and I MEAN HE TRIED TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD - so I'm off!

Anyway, the cunt chased me down all over North London for about 20 long fucking minutes and all the time I'm thinking bollocks this could go on for a long time and its obvious that he isnt going to let it go - yes I know Im in a 318 and he is in an Escort and should have lost him but the traffic was quite heavy and I couldnt shake the lunatic - he is even jumping red lights and using the hard shoulder to get me!

So at Ikea in Wembley I scream into the car park with him about 10 cars behind me...jump out the car grab my trolley jack and pool cue (I do actually play) from the boot and as he pulls round the corner I heaved the jack through the passenger side of his windscreen & screamed "lets go CUNT" at him and he just sat there - open mouthed the fucking bitch

Like I said I'm not proud and I'm still waiting to hear from the police - I actually drove back to Ikea that night to see if the cameras they have up would capture it happening - but it looks sweet because it was quite close to the entrance of the car park

I've lost a jack and quite possibly got myself some sort of suspended sentence for criminal damage and threatening behaviour - thank god I didnt throw it through the screen directly at him - BUT that fucker is NEVER going to chase anyone down again!

Fingers crossed I got away with it...but I doubt it - my solicitor thinks I might have a case for self defense and that he was using his vehicle as a deadly weapon -we'll see if it goes to magistrates - but as it has been quite some time I reckon the guy didnt want to get involved and just had his windscreen replaced

Lastly, I hope people on here dont think I'm some sort of mad thug who goes around chucking stuff through peoples windows - i'm not - unless you really fuck me off!

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Originally posted by BLACKBMW@Oct 7 2004, 04:00 PM
I'm not proud of this but about a 4 months ago i was on the North Circular and as i was overtaking some Asian dude and his family in a people carrier at about 80mph he decided to pull out next to me without looking - it was a very very close thing!

I very fucking nearly totalled my car and slammed on the brakes - and swerved all over the road

The little fellow actually realised what he had done and kind of waved an apology which was fine - sort of calmed me down a bit and stopped me actually wanted to kill him!

Anyway, I was shaken a little bit and when the adrenalin slowed down I pulled into the middle lane - then an old Ford Escort pulls alongside me and the guy winds his window down - I thought he was going to ask if I was ok or make some comment but instead he starts giving it to me - a load of fucking abuse about weaving all over the road and slamming on brakes in a thick Irish accent - he obviously didnt see what happened

NOW IM SERIOUSLY FUCKING PISSED OFF - and give it back to him - I dont want to offend any Irish users on here but this guy really fucking made me mad after nearly crashing and I'm calling him a bog trotter and potato muncher etc etc so he tries to run me off the road and I MEAN HE TRIED TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD - so I'm off!

Anyway, the cunt chased me down all over North London for about 20 long fucking minutes and all the time I'm thinking bollocks this could go on for a long time and its obvious that he isnt going to let it go - yes I know Im in a 318 and he is in an Escort and should have lost him but the traffic was quite heavy and I couldnt shake the lunatic - he is even jumping red lights and using the hard shoulder to get me!

So at Ikea in Wembley I scream into the car park with him about 10 cars behind me...jump out the car grab my trolley jack and pool cue (I do actually play) from the boot and as he pulls round the corner I heaved the jack through the passenger side of his windscreen & screamed "lets go CUNT" at him and he just sat there - open mouthed the fucking bitch

Like I said I'm not proud and I'm still waiting to hear from the police - I actually drove back to Ikea that night to see if the cameras they have up would capture it happening - but it looks sweet because it was quite close to the entrance of the car park

I've lost a jack and quite possibly got myself some sort of suspended sentence for criminal damage and threatening behaviour - thank god I didnt throw it through the screen directly at him - BUT that fucker is NEVER going to chase anyone down again!

Fingers crossed I got away with it...but I doubt it - my solicitor thinks I might have a case for self defense and that he was using his vehicle as a deadly weapon -we'll see if it goes to magistrates - but as it has been quite some time I reckon the guy didnt want to get involved and just had his windscreen replaced

Lastly, I hope people on here dont think I'm some sort of mad thug who goes around chucking stuff through peoples windows - i'm not - unless you really fuck me off!

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Smashing stuff - no pun intended - however I do think you need to seek psychiactric attention. I was just gonna thump the cunt (Probably a couple of times - he looked like he wouldn't go down too easy), not brain him with a 2 ton trolley jack!!! Any how's, you've got to go to halfords now and buy a new one.
If he was driving that badly the car was probably nicked anyway, so I doubt he'll be calling the old bill.
 

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dude, do u live in the uk? ok people here in the us do this..

someone pisses u off, tailgatehim so ur like 2 feet behind him, then pass him and slam the breaks..

but dude, good job for tellin that guy off! pfft, ford escort
 

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Ha ha ha! :rofl
YEAH MAN that's the kinda shit I'm talkin about! ha ha ha!

Moral of the story: Don't get all road raged up unless you're prepared to dodge flying trolley jacks, pool queues & shards of windscreen!

You were lucky though, most Irish would have probably :blowup you instead

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Originally posted by eboy1978@Oct 8 2004, 08:42 AM
Ha ha ha! :rofl
YEAH MAN that's the kinda shit I'm talkin about! ha ha ha!

Moral of the story: Don't get all road raged up unless you're prepared to dodge flying trolley jacks, pool queues & shards of windscreen!

You were lucky though, most Irish would have probably :blowup you instead

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Didn't want to mention it but eboy is right - watch your back from now on, and buy yourself a mirror on a stick - it may just save your life. Also a couple of these :guns might help cos one day the mad mick might have a few of these :gulp :gulp :gulp and come a lookin for something to practise his pipe bombing on.

Good luck and remember get him before he gets you :thud
 

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Lol - yes I was worried about the Semtex backlash for quite a while but as I live in a totally different part of London I don't think I will ever see him again - that's the main problem with a private plate - people know where you are!

It's not the first time I have got out of my car but it is the first time EVER that I have used a "weapon" - like I said I'm not proud but this fucker had hands like bananas and when he followed me into Ikea I had to make a decision - my solicitor made a good point though and thats that I was lucky it didnt escalate into a a full scale battle - I'd have looked pretty stupid if he had got a pick axe handle out the boot and started at me coz my pool cue would have looked like a toothpick!

I guess he thought that I was a complete loony and didnt want to know - you know what they say about the strength of madmen :)

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I'd still check your wheel arches every morning for foreign objects. :uggh

You could have :poke 'd him with your pool cue before he :eek:uch 'd you with his pick helve.















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To anyone Irish reading this - This and the above posts are just a joke!!! I have nothing against the Irish and indeed have several Irish friends.
 

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hell yeah son, I dont think your a mad thug, i think your defending yourself. No telling what that guy would have done to ya if he allready tried to run you off the road. Most people i know in Flint, Michigan (shithole ghetto) would have juss shot the guy, no joke. So as far as i am concerned he is lucky to only get a jack through his window! I dont know if you have a case in the UK but i asked my father and he said if you can prove that he tried to run you off the road and then followed you for an excess of 20 minutes like you said, then technically what you did was totally justified unless you are caught on camera waiting for him to drive by. Im sure if worse comes to worse and you do lose the case, which should happen, you will be put on some type of community service, like i said though, I dont know the laws as far as sentencing in the UK all that well. I wouldn;t sweat it though man, you did what you had to do.
 

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If you really piss someone off here in the US especially in a bigger city you are likely to get shot in the face seriously :guns not kidding. You know about our gun laws. I understand though, here sometimes it seems like idiots try to cut you off just because you have a nicer car than they do and they're pissed.

Actually about three months ago some guy in a minivan cut off some dude and almost ran him off the road (This happend about 5 blocks from my house I live about 50 ft from a highway) So anyway the guy that was run off the road followed the other guy off of the highway, caught up with him and shot him in the face. This is common here.
 

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What's sholderfakeing?

I dont want a pipe, pickaxe, gun or anything imposing to make the other guy scared if I ever get in this situation... I want a deployable spikestrip that comes from under my car and will anhialte anyones tires that's behind me and will slide off the road so nobody else's tires gets messed up.

Or something more accurite so you wont damage anyone else's expensive tires, something like a projectile that will pierce rubber, like a nice semi-automatic dartgun or an overpowered portable Co2 laser and set the tires on fire lol.

Pop their fucking tires and they can't catch you, AND you teach them a lesson without swirving all over the place to cause them to go off the road or anything... but if anyone sees you pull a gun looking device out and aim it at another car, you better be prepared to GO FAST AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE :)
 

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Some guy in a Prelude tried to fuck with me the other day, he got a great view of my exhaust and became a dot in the rear view. I'm tired of these assholes who can't drive. especially women they're the worst because the ones who think they can drive are like what the fuck when you tell them off thinking they were in the right. No offense because there defenitely are girls who can drive! Anyway, I wish a licence was harder to get here in the states.

:guns Bad Drivers
 

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hhahah was cruising along at about 110 down the open freeway.... a stretch of I-69 that has no one on it ever becuase its out near Hickville, so you can easily do 110 without having to weave through cars.... anyway, i was crusing along and some Buick LeSabre is about 500 feet in front of me, so im eyeing it just to make sure its not gunna do something stupid.. as im prolly 75 feet away still doing about 110, it decides to gradually slide over in my lane, like it doesn't see me coming in its rearview, ok speed limit is 70 MPH, shes doing 60.... why she needed to change lanes to the far left is beyond my reason and thinking, anyways i look over at here just cussing up a fucking storm becuase i had to brake hard as hell, its some old grandma prolly 85 years old joy riding with her 80 year old friend in the passenger seat, she doesn't even look over at me or acknowledge that she just cut me off... god i hate old people.... i hope that as my younger generation (im 19) gets the privillage to own a BMW that we dont become such horrible fucking drivers when we get to be 70 years old, but i do have to admit, i have seen some cool, down ass older drivers.... i love it when i see some old dude going balls to the wall down the freeway, brings a smile to my face
 

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Is shit different in the UK beelzibub can you just get away with shit, i know that i would never fuck around with most people, unless i got a clear look at them and knew they wouldn't do shit, here in Flint(3rd most dangerous city in U.S as far as murders per capita of people) people just put no value on a persons life.... when im at an intersection i dont even look over at the wrong person let alone flip them off... if someone cuts you off, you juss take that shit... thats just in flint tho in the city, have you guys ever tried the brakecheck move, if someone tailgates you, just slam on your brakes, if they rearend you, its their fault no matter what...... i had some guy about 1 foot off my ass the othe day... i thought my perception was messed up from the mirrors so i turned around and looked at him and he flipped me the bird, for what reason i dont know, guess cuz for once in my life i was actually doing the exact speedlimit..... so yeah, had to give the brakecheck.... needless to say he tried to pass me to prolly tell me to pull over so we could fight, everytime he would go to pass me in his big ass dodge ram with his big mudder tires i would let him get almost up to where he was next to me then drop it down a few gears and take off, i did this for about 8 miles down a country 2 lane road.... it was entertaining to say the least
 

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i would let him get almost up to where he was next to me then drop it down a few gears and take off, i did this for about 8 miles down a country 2 lane road.... it was entertaining to say the least
I do that all the time. Some ass always tries to speed up and pass you when you are in heavy traffic and there is no where to go. If the guy can get in front of you and become one car length closer to his destination he's won. I hate people like that so when I see someone trying to do ot I just speed up enough to make it impossible for the person to get in front of me. I'll do it for miles too. :thumbs
 
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