technosid

Advice to old beemer users, change battery and alternator every 5 years..even if they appear to be still working...sparks and oil every 6 months..never buy a new beemer...never use bmw suspension..never put a K&N filter on it...change rear cluster lights ...put on a remus exhaust..if its not been keyed down the side ,then do it yourself neatly..and not to deep...chances are it wont be done again..only use bmw stamped alloys..use the cheapest tyres as often better than top price brands...after all they all pass the same tests..never park a beemer near a kerb..park on the kerb..drive it as hard as legally possible..they love it..always keep it half full of petrol..never full..dont wax it or clean it...never use bmw main dealer for services..never waste money on after market shit ie super chips ..never use wheel spacers...never ever be proud of your beemer..just take it for granted...always park with your steering on full lock..drivers side wheel out..