"hi, do you know the reason why I pulled you over?" "I think its becau-" "ITS CUZ YOUR A FUCKING FAGGET AND YOUR CAR IS THE GAYEST PIECE OF SHIT ON THE ROAD! GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE" "uhh ok-" " I SAID NOW"
__________________ I hate: people who haven't died yet that I hate. L337 Co-Founding Assistant Executive Director Product Maker of Sunset Sig's Inc. 2000 BMW M Coupe - Dakar-II - S52
"You gotta fix the nut behind the wheel before you fix the bolts on the car"
"WOULD YOU PLEASE SHOT OFF YOUR ENGINE"
'can't hear you officer'
[cop stuffs three donuts in his muffler]
[backfires and shuts off]
"officer my car died'
"YEAH CUZ IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT. here's your ticket'
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