so i raced a viper
yea, u read right i raced a viper, i was on my way to pick up my gf at her grandmas house when all of a sudden i see thes shiny red viper driven by some loser kid that looks like hes still in high school...and of course, next to him this os so hot girl, so i figured, im bored and just looking for an excuse to haul ass on a long lonely road...i revved my engine at him, he reved back, damn that engine sounded awesome, light turns green, we gun it, of course he loses me for a lil bit, when all of a sudden i hear this nasty noise and see the viper slow down, i catch up to it fast and lose him, i get to the light and just see him hauling ass after me, gets next to me and revs his engine again, i just laughed at him followed by a, "no thanks, maybe once you hit puberty and daddy teaches you to drive his car, we'll try again" the girl laughed...kid looked pissed, light turned green, again, both gunned it, and again, nasty noise, the child did not know how to shift girl still laughing with kinda embarrased look on her face...
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A morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness