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#1 (permalink) Old 07-11-2009, 10:59 AM
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Raped by an brand new A4...



so first of all let me start this off by saying that my car isn't the nicest thing on four wheels...ok now we may proceed.

i'm almost on the autobahn it's a B road B38 to be specific and i'm merging into the left lane...i looked over my left should and i see a sexy silver blur go by.

since i just repaired to body work on my 1991 320i (with the tow package to further my embarrassment) i'm feeling a little froggy. So I down shift to third and take off (about 125 kph / 62 mph...i think) i let it get all the way to about 6250rpm and shift to fourth.

About this time he hit some traffic so he's slowed down, i about catch up when i see him brake...almost waiting for me.

As soon as traffic clears we both downshift and punch it.
i'm already going about 155kph (about 95mph) so i'm starting in third at about 5750rpm , for an old beater that's kinda high...

anyway i let that gear almost red line and shift...i look to my right and oh shit he's behind me!!! i was thinking WTF??

well then as i am about to shift again into fifth again i see this blur on my side...then sadly i see his taillights fading into the day...

sigh...
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The 2009 Audi A4 Turbo 4, rated @ 211 HP SAE @ 5,300 rpm......


Your 91 320i inline 6, rated @ 150.1 PS (148.0 bhp) (110.4 kW)
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( i just found this and really wanted to use it...)

i guess i feel a little better...

lol.
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I guess that's a tortoise shell on the hares' head, but at first I was trying to figure out if that was a pancake or if he was Chinese!
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I guess that's a tortoise shell on the hares' head, but at first I was trying to figure out if that was a pancake or if he was Chinese!
I thought it was a pancake at first as well...
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I'm pretty sure it is a pancake also rape can't be consentule I fail at spelling lol

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I'm 90% sure mine's the 2.0L...could be wrong.

It's hard to do any research on my car because it's only Euro Spec, and obviously i can't read German. So doing research is pretty tough.

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I'm 90% sure mine's the 2.0L...could be wrong.

It's hard to do any research on my car because it's only Euro Spec, and obviously i can't read German. So doing research is pretty tough.
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Chassis Type 4/5S SAL
Number of Doors 4
Wheelbase 2700 mm (106.3 in)
Front Track 1408 mm (55.4 in)
Rear Track 1421 mm (55.9 in)
Length 4445 mm (175 in)
Width 1702 mm (67 in)
Height 1392 mm (54.8 in)
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Length / Wheelbase Ratio 1.65
Weight 1270 kg (2797.4 lb)
Weight Distribution (front/rear)
Fuel Capacity 65 litre (14.3 Imp gal , 17.2 US gal)
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Engine Manufacturer BMW
Engine Location Front
Engine Alignment Longitudinal
Engine Construction
Coolant Type Water
Engine Type DOHC
Number of Cylinders and Placement S-6
Valves per Cylinder 4 (Total of 24 Pieces)
Engine Displacement 1991 cc (121.5 cu in)
Bore 80 mm (3.15 in)
Stroke 66 mm (2.6 in)
Bore / Stroke Ratio 1.21
Unitary Capacity 331.83 cc/cylinder (20.25 cu in/cylinder)
Number of Main Bearings 7
Compression Ratio 11 : 1
Fuel System Type Bo DME 3.1 fuel inj.
Aspiration Type Normal
Compressor Type -
Intercooler Type None
Catalytic Converter Yes
Maximum Engine Power 148 HP (110.4 kW)
Maximum Engine Power rpm 5900 d/d
Maximum Engine Torque 190 N.m (140.2 lb.ft , 19.4 kg.m)
Maximum Engine Torque rpm 4200 d/d
Engine Torque at Max. Engine Power rpm 178.6 N.m (5900 d/d)
Power / Weight Ratio 116.5 HP/ton (86.9 W/kg)
Power / Engine Displacement Ratio 74.3 HP/litre (55.4 kW/litre)
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0 - 60 mph 9.1 s
0 - 100 km/h 9.8 s
0 - 160 km/h
80 - 120 km/h (in top gear)
0 - 400 m Acceleration 16.9 s
0 - 1000 m Acceleration
Top Speed 214 km/h (133 mph)
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Top Gear Ratio 1 : 1
Final Drive Ratio 3.45 : 1
Drive Wheels RWD (Rear Wheel Drive)
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Pancake on Del's head? Anybody?


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