So I just got done eating at Dave's Bar and Grill with my buddy. I came out of the bar and make a right and have to stop right away because of a light. I'm sitting there chilling, windows down listeing to Keith Urban. I look to my right and this fag with a somewhat cute girl in a RED toyota corolla, an older one, looks at me and shakes his head. The girl continues to stare at me/my car. Their windows are down so I yell out to him, why are you shaking your head man, your woman is still looking! He goes "fuck you and your stupid bmw!" So I laugh and reply, "jealous." He goes, "my car will spank yours anyday." I again laugh, the light turns green and I freaking roast my tires and spank him off the line...I'm about 4-5 car lenghts ahead by the next light which was maybe 1/8 mile ahead. He pulls in behind me and I hang my head out my window and say "good try! Next time come with a better toy!" He like SCREAMS back at me "FUCK YOU SNOB!" His girl in the seat is like shaking her head and sagging down in her seat in embarassment. It was hilarious I wish I had a camera on me to film this moron.
Anyways... later that night we go to The Big Easy which is a nightclub/bar and a guy we're with there, who I didn't even really know starts telling a story about how his friend smoked a black bmw tonight in his red corolla. I wasn't really listening because I'm kind of drunk off my ass but that caught my attention. So me and my buddy told this guy the real story and he disagrees with us saying, "no way, that turbo he has in his car makes his car so fast!" Later on in the conversation, I find out that his "turbo" is one of those turbonators! hahahaha The guy finally agrees with me that his friend is a dipshit and finally realized the obvious truth infront of him.
Anyways, was kind of a funny story. Retard in a red corolla running with a turbonator trying to beat a beastly 328 :P these ricer kids never learn.
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