Owned a Kia Forte yesterday
OK, I'm not proud of this, but the girl asked for it.
I was just cruising to work, minding my own business, and had just put a hard pass on on a Hyundai Tiburon with dual fart cans so I could be 1st at the light, thereby getting away from all of the slowpokes when the light changed.
As I'm sitting at the light, a little black car comes flying up next to me, making a hard stop at the light. I really didn't pay her any attention, and just rolled off of the light at normal speed, but I heard this loud whirring sound next to me, and she was pulling 1/2 a car, so I thought to myself, "Oh, I guess we are racing!", so I punched it and put about 10 cars on her before the next light.
I know this is nothing to brag about, I mean a Kia against a BMW, C'mon, but these are the turds I deal with daily, and this is exactly why I got the Bimmer--it's got just enough boost to humiliate these ricers I have to deal with these folks that are out to prove how worthy there brand new ricers are!
For the record, the people around here who own cars that are actually fast don't even bother, so it's never an issue with them; it's always the slow cars.