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#1 (permalink) Old 06-19-2004, 06:53 PM
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Haha my mom has a kill list in her E30 ant that sweet. Well, its kinda a kill...just listen.

Ok my mom was taking my sister to a parade ( she marches with a batton or whatever) and they were pretty late. The place was pretty freakin far away too. So she was crusin on the highway in a rush to get there on time. She was going about 80MPH. she just happend to pass a car full of teens in a freakin ford probe! I guess the guy thought there was a younger person driving since of the muffler (magnaflow just got it installed ) or he just had his dick up his ass and wanted to impress his freinds or sumthin. Sooo.... he spead up and passed my mom. My mom is like WTF, and she passes him hehe. Now my mom is ahead and the probe ketches up and stays even with her ( he wants to race). Of corse my sister is in back making faces at them ( like usual, she is known to flick of dumb drivers). He speeds up and passes her. My mom said she was like, "boy what are u thinking trying to race a bimmer" and she passes him up very quickly. Now there exit was realllly close soo she had to brake really fast. The probe passes her car, while my sister sticks her tounge out at them and they laugh. she gets of the exit and of to the parade.

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Sounds like you have a pretty chill Mom... thats sick, what top speed did you get too?

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lol i guess soo, she used to drive an 87 RX7, that was pretty sweet

around 90-100.....but there exit was comming up so they coudnt of gone any faster

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Cool !!!

My mom would probably not do that... My dad on the other hand would probably take it up to like 120. He drove my bmw up to 110 after changing my thrust arms.

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well if it was my dad he probably woulda skiped the exit and kept on going! hehe

i can deffinetly see him drivin that thing even tho i could never see him in a bmw? kinda dosnt make sence but for me it does. the other day he took her car out with me, it was just after the shortshifter and the muffer was put in, and i could tell he was having alot of fun. tho he isnt the kind of person that would spend alota money on a car. He used to drive sports bikes when he was younger. He only told me half the stories....they others he siad im not aloud to hear hehe.... well hear is one..

he was out on the highway with his bike.... he let it loose to about 180mph and he past a cop! now he didnt know he past him at all. it took the cop a LONG time to ketch up and when my dad saw him he pulled over. He had no idea he saw him speeding, well it turns out the cop was an asshole and took out his club and started beating the shit out of him, and my dad couldnt do anything about it cuase he woulda probably took a gun or or sumthin.... cops do suck,

p.s its fun when ppl look at your car and stare at it... now if i had a ricer with a bigg 5' can on the back then i would be ashamed of myself hehe,

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i killed a corolla today ... 3 times.

this guy was in the left lane and i was in the right 3 lights in a row. it was a older guy, and he didnt wanna race or anything. what he did want was to come over into my lane in front of me... NO !

So he would creep up to the middle of the intersection on red and then when it goes green i would hit it and pull like 2 carlengths on him by the time we exit the intersection. he ended up behind me after the 3rd light.

dumbass.

ps. i also had one of those big ass old cadilacs ride my ass last night and then try to pass me...that also didn't happen. god i love pissing people off.

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My mom's first car: 1968 Mustang.

Yeah, she used to race.

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my mom and dad used to race on this road ( if u live in pittsbugh u will know it... Mcnight raod) and well now adays u wouldnt even dare race there but they did back then....

my moms RX7 vs dodge colt....winner

doge colt..stick and turbo vs automatic! she had an auto...nasty

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my mom is gay... she lost to a grand prix in her 2002 VW Jetta 1.8t

its justified because she thought she had to take her foot off of the gas when shifting in tiptronic

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my mom is gay... she lost to a grand prix in her 2002 VW Jetta 1.8t

its justified because she thought she had to take her foot off of the gas when shifting in tiptronic
hehe thats not the same with my mom... she shifted down to third gear to pass the shity ford! If it was an everyday mom, she woulda just keep on going in 5th lol

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My mom has a kill list too...

two neighbors
my friends mom etc.

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my mom is a pussy at driving. but my dad, only drives fast on the track, or in group drives, which sucks, but he followed me when I was racing an E46 325Ci, and I won, and he was like "did you win?" "yeah" "alright good, atleast I know your driving around here for a reason"

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my mom is a pussy at driving. but my dad, only drives fast on the track, or in group drives, which sucks, but he followed me when I was racing an E46 325Ci, and I won, and he was like "did you win?" "yeah" "alright good, atleast I know your driving around here for a reason"
lmao that would be freakin funny to hear that in person

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ha..my mom only speeds when shes pissed...genereally at my dad...My dad speeds like there is no tomwrow...he got a letter from DMW..about his points.
Well Me im in-between the two...speed sometimes, slow at other times.

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at first, i was sorta shocked he asked me, then I just got a big smile on my face.

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