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B) you guys are all lucky, i posted it at 9am this morning, but the server ate it.

going to work in my suit, at a left hand turn light. it's red, a 2000 civic 4 door rolls up, stock, lx model, abnormally good looking woman driving and i thnik she's my age and goes to my school. probalby sorority. a guy's in the passanger seat and catches me staring at her, she waves and smiles which is awesome. i wave back, and smile, and i think she gives me the look. she has an auto, i think 115hp, compared to my 110hp and it's 10 years older although it is stick shift.

light turns green, i accelerate very hard, shift at 5k rpm into 2nd, 5k rpm shift into 3rd. going about 45-50mph i'm a little over a carlength ahead and floor it, hitting 80 or so in the 45 mph speed lijmit. i LOVE this road driving to work, it's so much fun to drive on. so i dominate in 3rd gear as i pull away. it was pretty good.

she followed me to work, followed me to my desk in my boss' office and rided me for a good 10 minutes. no condom was used so she's pregnant and having the baby on saturday. what can i say, i'm THAT GOOD B)

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awsome donut....lol i like the nice touch at the end
 
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awsome donut....lol i like the nice touch at the end
she had a nice "touch"

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Nice ... er ... kill dude!

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my next goal is to race an enzo when i see one. i will obviously win since i have a real manual, that 3rd pedal adds 500hp so then we would have the same hp.

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what if the owner of the enzo is a guy in his 60's and follows you back to your office or home and rides you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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what if the owner of the enzo is a guy in his 60's and follows you back to your office or home and rides you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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that would be an interesting ride...unless donut has already beaten the 60 year old enzo driver

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what if the owner of the enzo is a guy in his 60's and follows you back to your office or home and rides you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
donut would say "you can fuck me if i get your car"
 
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Originally posted by SpeedsterBMW+Jun 5 2003, 06:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SpeedsterBMW @ Jun 5 2003, 06:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Fruityone@Jun 4 2003, 11:05 PM
what if the owner of the enzo is a guy in his 60's and follows you back to your office or home and rides you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
donut would say "you can fuck me if i get your car" [/b][/quote]
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Originally posted by SpeedsterBMW+Jun 5 2003, 01:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SpeedsterBMW @ Jun 5 2003, 01:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Fruityone@Jun 4 2003, 11:05 PM
what if the owner of the enzo is a guy in his 60's and follows you back to your office or home and rides you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
donut would say "you can fuck me if i get your car" [/b][/quote]
fuckin A! B)

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what if the owner of the enzo is a guy in his 60's and follows you back to your office or home and rides you :lol:* :lol:* :lol:* :lol:* :lol:

donut would say "you can fuck me if i get your car"
fuckin A! B) [/b][/quote]
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