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#1 (permalink) Old 05-12-2004, 01:31 AM
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Ok i drive a 94 325i (auto for chrissakes ) and i am challenged by ricers EVERYDAY.

Its amazing when you live in a city of 60,000 people and you are one of only 4 teenagers that drives a bimmer.

Well theres this main strip in town that EVERYONE cruises on fridays and saturdays.

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Its a hot day. A humid breeze provides minimal relief from the sun. Im outside, giving the ride a gentle afternoon cleansing. She's soapy and slippery and i rinse her off with cold water from the garden hose, rejuvenating her and replenishing her natural shine.

I can see myself in the bright red hood, a good sign..

Fast foward 4 hours. Its 9 o clock, remnants of the day's heat dissappears over the horizon and makes way for the moon, which glows, illuminating my freshly waxxed vehicle..giving it a briliant look thats accentuated by neon signs and bright stop lights.

I pull up on the main strip, bumping some Mobb Deep (that new track "Got it twisted" as well as "Shook ones" and "hell on earth"..all dope songs). The 2 front windows are down, and the roof is retracted, allowing the cool night breeze to flow, and letting the bumping musical notes escape into the night air.

My friend Jay is sitting shotty. Im sitting at the lights, noticing some fine honeys, 1 latina and 1 hot blonde giving us the eye. Of course, i play it cool, gazing at them briefly, then turning back to my friend chuckling.. The light turns green before they can notice considering all their attention is focused on me, and in a split second i dissappear down the street, the purr of my engine lingering in their ears, as well as my seductive eye contact fresh in their minds. (this plays a part later).

Well after we ditch those chicks we pull up to the next light. Some hicks in a big ass, lifted, pick up truck rev the fuck out of their engine. Its loud as hell and momentarily interrupts my music.. pissing me off greatly in the process.

Im glare at him, give him a cocky smile and raise an inquiring eyebrow as i give his truck the once over. Leaning to the side i look at my friend, and shake my head in disapproval.. This sucka has no chance. The big, brown, truck is ready for action... if he only knew how ready I was. It was a 1980's ford.

The light turns green.. and we're off. Off the bat i give him a little leeway and he pulls ahead. His grill about 3 feet ahead of mine. Not about to lose to some wack ass hillbilly i kick it and in a matter of moments he is in my rear view mirror. My friend and i are on an adrenaline high laughing our assess off. First kill of the night excites me.. the blood lust begins. Turns out he had more bark the bite, as most of them do. He tailed me for a few blocks but i wouldnt let him pass. THen i ditched them and did a u-turn.. looking for more victims.

Next up.. 1997 honda lx on 17's with some kind of aftermarket exhaust system (like they all do). Its a manual. Theres 3 asians in the car, some fag driving, a fine ass chica sitting shotty and a really young looking guy in the back. This foe proves unworthy, but at the time i give him more credit then he deserves. Hes revving his shit up, smiling..I give him a crazed look which i think slightly bewilders him, then, staring at his girlfriend, i lick my lips across my very white, straight teeth.

The light changes and im bukkake'ing all over this dudes right. He keeps up at first, but cant manage to get passed me. Im looking over and laughing my ass off. I notice smoking emenating from his hood, which makes my laughter even more intense. He's pulling over, giving me the finger, and i blow a kiss to his girl.

Next up. 94 talon. This guy is not playing around, and averts his eyes from my direction. my friend is yelling some shit at him, but the dude fails to acknowledge us. I was like "This sob is going to hell"

He hits it when the lights still red and im like "that dirty bastard" So i check the street, its clear, and follow the bastard. Theres empty pavement ahead of us. I can tell this is going to be more of a challenge then anything ive encountered previously this night. He is about 2 car lenghts ahead of me, and speeding up swiftly. I floor it and immediatly we are toe to toe.

The speedometer jumps from 50, to 90 within a few moments. I can make out street light in the distance. At these high speed he begins to lag behind and im feeling much more confident. Im fast approaching 120 miles per hour and he is probably sitting at around 110.

The light turns red but we are going so fast theres nothing we can but continue on our course. The cars crossing dont notice us speeding towards them at a deadly rate.

I look at my friend and i can see the fear in his eyes, he is panicking. I let out a warriors scream and brace myself as we cross the street at a speed of 120+mph. A van is the first speed bump we encounter. It was going just fast enough to allow me to miss it by inches, i almost shit my pants. Luckily the benz next to it saw us coming and hit the break before crossing the intersection.

I am steadily honking my horn now, shitting myself. This all happens within seconds.

Suprisingly we both made it across. However, i didnt notice the 5-0 who was in the parking lot adjacent to where we just nearly died. I see red and blue flashing in behind us. I look at my friend, for some sort of advice i guess. He is wide eyed and terrified, but i can see the beginnings of crazed laughter form on his lips. He smiles and starts laughing hysterically. i join him and hit the gas, the road is a straight away that leads to another town about 3 miles away.

I flee the scene and notice the talon getting pulled over.

Later that night we reluctantly return to town, running into the chicks from before. I end up banging the latina in my car after dropping my friend off at his house where he probably jacked off to shemale porn.

The end.
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nice kills and score, but you are one lucky dumbass running the red and not hitting anyone else and not getting pulled over

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That was some lame ass BS. If it is true, then you are a total fool who shouldnt be driving a BMW and embarrassing the rest of us by racing cheeseball hondas and pickup trucks. Not to mention driving 120 down a public street and blowing lights...idiot.

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were you in the longest residential area ever? I dont think its possible for your car to hit 100 in a residential area, by the time you got to that speed, youd be about 10 minutes outside of town.
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sounds crazy.

but stupid.

glad your not dead though.

you got lucky. just don't make a habbit of pushing your luck cause it will get you sometime.

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thats nuts... ive done some crazy shit, but nothing like that

at least u banged that chic (4 door?)

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1. bmw vs 80s ford truck...
2. 120 mph thru a red light. you are fucking retarded because you could have killed someone
3. stupid again because you came back to the same plate later that night. dont you think that the talon driver told them it was a bmw, and like you said there is only 4 being driven by teens...

i dont know if it's true or not, and i'm not going to discuss that. i mean i am 16 (peak of dumbness in one's life) and I dont go through red lights doing 120... take it easy.

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thats nuts... ive done some crazy shit, but nothing like that

at least u banged that chic (4 door?)
yes he is 4 dr. i mean he said that front two windows were rolled down, which wouldnt make sense if it was 2 door, since he would only have 2 anyway.

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2 doors have pop-out rear windows

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That is some crazy shit!!! At least you banged a hot bitch..she was hot...right?

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