So Im driving down the road in my automatic 323i and this little green accent comes farting by at like 70 mph so what choice did I have but to floor it. She had a good 2-3 car lengths on me when I decided to attempt racing her, but with ease I cruised by her at a cool 85 mph. I looked over at the young girl driving and flicked her off and thought to myself, what was this girl thinking...then I went home and had a beer to top off my moment of victory.
you should have made a little spanking sign.
sometimes i smoke dorks....but i am too afraid of getting that unfortunate monster ticket.
it would be hard to justify to the cop...."look dude...i mean sir, office-sir, officer.....well....see...like.......this ricer was farting along and it.....well, it passed me.....and......well, like, i couldn't have that....cause the car sucks, right? ....so ineeded to smack them down.....................................that's why i was going 120 mph."
I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
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Originally posted by GreenDragon@Aug 15 2003, 09:08 AM I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
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Originally posted by donutchow+Aug 15 2003, 02:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (donutchow @ Aug 15 2003, 02:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GreenDragon@Aug 15 2003, 09:08 AM I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time. [/b][/quote]
It's true though. You should have see that poor bastard huffing it down the road. I slowed down enough for him to catch up then floored it again. I TEASED HIM LIKE A CHEAP WHORE!!! PWN3D!!!!
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Originally posted by GreenDragon+Aug 15 2003, 02:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (GreenDragon @ Aug 15 2003, 02:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by donutchow@Aug 15 2003, 02:04 PM <!--QuoteBegin-GreenDragon
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@Aug 15 2003, 09:08 AM I smoked a guy that was jogging down the road. Got stuck at a light and jogged right past me. Bastard! The nerve of some people. When the light turned green I dumped the clutch and peeled across the line. I left him in my dust. As I was passing him I stuck my head out the sunroof and flicked him off with both hands and my feet.
that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
It's true though. You should have see that poor bastard huffing it down the road. I slowed down enough for him to catch up then floored it again. I TEASED HIM LIKE A CHEAP WHORE!!! PWN3D!!!! [/b][/quote]
i had some fun too today. i drove past this parked E46 M3, FLEW by that bitch, and i rolled down my window (actually, cranked, since i don't have power windows) and screamed "OWNED" then showed him the OWNED pic of the cat in the glass
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