okay on the regular busy street, i was on the 2nd right lane, while this black acura 3.5 rl was on the right lane of me. His lane was merging to mine because of construction, and my car's front was right up to his door sills. So i figured, what the hell, i'll pass him up- i have plenty of time before the lane merges. So i somewhat cut him off, but a major deal because any honest person would do the same that i did. So i cut him off, and i then i am about to make a right turn, i approach the stop light and i look in my rear view mirror and i see that the guy i cut off did a sudden stop as if he needed to brake hard. He honked at me and flicked me off, so i turn around, give him the finger and word the mouth "f- u" to him. I turn around i look in my rear view mirror and i see this guy throwing tantrums, flipping his sun visor and everything. I got scared, so i made the right turn and tried to stay away from this guy because he seemed pretty crazy lol. Unfortunately, we both catch a red light on the street, and he is two lanes down fromt he left of me. My windows were down, being that it's a nice day to have the windows down. I see him get out the car, and he starts walking to my car. I was thinking, wtf is he doing? I don't know why i didn't close my window, i had a feeling what he was going to do, but i just watched and waited. So he approaches my window, looks at me for half a second and WHAM! clocks me right above my ear.
I recollected myself, thinking wtf is this guys' problem, so being that e30 doors are relatively heavy, i used it to my advantage and pushed the door hard into him. He falls back onto a nearby car, it gave me time to take off my seat belt and get out. He tries to charge me and i straight out karate kick his chest lol. Then he tried charging me again but i tried to restrain him before other samaritans decided to come otu and help. People held him back, while no one held me back- no one needed to. But this guy was talkin french it seemed, cussing at me blah blah blah, and he just got in his car and left. I couldn't see his license plate, due to the fact that the stop light had probably been green for quite a while. Damn, i could've gotten money from that bastard
someone tried to do that to me, than i got out of the car and i was about a foot taller than him and i basically told him in a calm manner that if he does anytihng stupid that i promise to break the arm that he raises.
I had the same problem last weekend at a walmart parking lot. This old lady in a beat up old school cavalier I was afraid I was going to hit her car with me door. She ran over to me from the other side of her car and told me "watch it with that door" in the really nasty growling tone. I got in my car rolled down my window and said in a calmly tone.
"suck a dick you fucken old hag"
Her jaw dropped and she ran back over to me. I rolled my window back up and proceeded to back up. She was still standing there yelling and swearing at. It was a pretty funny scene, but I was getting nervous that this old ladie was going to hit me. It's not like I could have hit her back.
I was driving home today, and there was some construction on the other side of this light. The entire right lane was closed on the other side of the light, there was a sign on this side and everything saying right lane closed. So I move over to this left lane. And theres people still in the right lane, all of whom should have been turning right. So I'm going throught the intersection my front pass corner is about even with where the drivers and passenger door meets on this blk camry, she's in the right lane. Well this lady just decided to enter my lane no blinker no nothing. So I have to pull into the other sides left turn lane to keep from getting hit by this stupid bitch. So I honk my horn as I'm pulling the wheel left. She gives me this evil look. I downshift to 1st and blow her damn doors off. About 3 lights later she's caught up and I was in the right lane. She pulls up next to me, and my windows are of course down. She was like "WTF were you doing keeping me from getting over!" I said " Didn't you see the fucking sign like 100 feet from the intersection telling you that the lane was closed, or could you not see the huge fucking equipment and shit in the road?" then her response "Still, why were you being a "Fucktard" (no joke fucktard) and not letting me over" my response "Where was your turn signal?" She looked puzzled as the light changed and I left her ass.... I really didn't understand this. I didn't do anything wrong...
Proud Member of the "Ran away from a cop and got away"x2 Club
Proud Member of the "Pulled over at above 90mph and let off with a warning" Club...<span style='color:red'>bitches</span>
i made a quick release button for my driveshaft in case anyone has a problem with my driving. you push the button on the dash, off comes the driveshaft rolling to the left side, you jump out, grab it... WHAM! Snap it back in place and leave.
This is exactly why i want an old junker with steel I beams in the front, sticking out about 5 inches to either side. Problem with another driver? Just ram into the bitch and keep moving. Not a dent on my car, totaly @#$&@#S up their car.
Oh yah, GOTTA have the pushbutton liscence plate visual cover shield..
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