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Old 06-06-2003, 04:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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posted this story, plus/minus a few words, in the m3f a couple of days ago

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waiting at the red light, coming back from work, on my bike. next to me, one car length ahead of me on my right, there's a redneck with a 4 pound mullet, white short-sleeved t-shirt w/ sleeves rolled up exposing a hairy tatoo on a grissle-fattened arm hanging out the winduh, and 3-day old sunburn, all stuffed into a nascar-red mustang gt.

i'm tired, just got off work. i'm sitting behind a cell-phone-talkin ford tempo. the guy in the mustang on my right looks back at me and starts to rev.

light turns green. mister cell-phone-tempo keeps talking then realizes it's green. so now i'm stuck behind mister tempo. mister mustang shoots a car length past mister tempo, slows down until i'm even with him, and keeps pace with the tempo just to box me in.

his right turn is now only about 50 yards ahead, so he floors it, shoots ahead, and then slams it into the right turn. wow. gee. i guess that means i was pwned.
all the while i'm pleasantly riding along behind mister cell-phone-tempo.

the sad thing is that mister mustang will probably tell all his pork fed buddies about how he "SMOKED" a ducati.

HA HA HA :lol:

(yes, we do have rednecks in hawaii)
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Old 06-06-2003, 05:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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what do you do that allows you to own an m3 and a ducatti in hawaii? last time i was there the cost of living is way higher than for us mainlanders :lol:
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u go pwned. well not really but yeah. k nm ill stop talking
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bob, bob, bob, you shouldve shot between the two cars and shot past him!
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What Rednecks in Hawaii????

that is funny shit, hopefully he died so he can't reproduce baby mullets
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bob, bob, bob, you shouldve shot between the two cars and shot past him!


nice bike btw
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Originally posted by Spetsnaz Op+Jun 7 2003, 09:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spetsnaz Op @ Jun 7 2003, 09:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--SpeedsterBMW@Jun 6 2003, 04:33 PM
bob, bob, bob, you shouldve shot between the two cars and shot past him!


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i have my motorcycle license, i used to ride my bros bike....i used to have alot of fun, but i feel alot more secure in a car....
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, but i feel alot more secure in a car....
tru dat

i nearly died on a bike in 1998. head first into a SUV.

but i like bikes because my car won't go fast enough.
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