Civic...owned.

[d3ity]

Alrighty, i'm traveling down this road on my way home from wendys, its a long straight shot. There is a honda civic ES in front of me, doing 10 under the limit, with an exhaust surpassed in size only by my penis.

Anyway, I get fairly close to the guy, hoping he might just decide to do 45. He brake checks me...HARD.

SO we aint havin none of that, I play mirror to mirror on him waiting for a gap... around 3-4 mins later the road is clear, My spedometer lights up as I kick over to the left, he sees me moving, and pushes that 4 cyl engine, I immediatley smell the rice as his fartcan moans like me after taco bell. He's floored ( I can tell by the sound of his autozone muffler) and i'm gliding by him with my pedal 3/4 of the way down.

Damn I love BMWs...

[Torque]

haha nice.

me and you have the best races... civics, busses etc. lol

[bitcore]

Assholes... jesus.

[Stuka]

Only true men race buses. the ones with kids inside are just 2 fast, 2 furious.

[docrobot]

with an exhaust surpassed in size only by my penis.

If you have your driver's licence, you better have more than 4 inches! :

:nana

[Torque]

Originally posted by docrobot@Sep 20 2004, 03:31 AM

If you have your driver's licence, you better have more than 4 inches! :

:nana

one would certainly hope so :

[RealBMW 02]

i saw a ghey civic with dual folgers cans one time. i was in my moms vdub and took him up to 120 where he was a good 10 car lengths back farting all the way

[Torque]

Originally posted by RealBMW 02@Sep 20 2004, 04:11 PM
i saw a ghey civic with dual folgers cans one time. i was in my moms vdub and took him up to 120 where he was a good 10 car lengths back farting all the way

i bet he felt really dumb having his go-fast muffler and being behind so bad :

[RealBMW 02]

ya..and the worst thing is my moms vdub is a WAGON!!!!!

[Numark318i]

Originally posted by RealBMW 02@Sep 20 2004, 03:17 PM
ya..and the worst thing is my moms vdub is a WAGON!!!!!

can you say pwned..lol! wagons or estates(british) are bad ass...my moms volvo wagon hauls ass to



nice kill by the way

[RealBMW 02]

nice kill by the way

thanks....it was actually my first and only freeway kill. my four speed and refridgerator like aerodynamics limit my freeway race options

[Numark318i]

Originally posted by RealBMW 02@Sep 20 2004, 08:50 PM

thanks....it was actually my first and only freeway kill. my four speed and refridgerator like aerodynamics limit my freeway race options

lol fridge like aerodynamics

[komodo]

The metaphors in this post are amazing.

[thekid]

Originally posted by Stuka@Sep 19 2004, 05:16 PM
Only true men race buses. the ones with kids inside are just 2 fast, 2 furious.

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I only race the short buses... :nana

[witeshark]

Great story! Racing busses I just gotta try that!