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Old 09-19-2004, 05:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alrighty, i'm traveling down this road on my way home from wendys, its a long straight shot. There is a honda civic ES in front of me, doing 10 under the limit, with an exhaust surpassed in size only by my penis.

Anyway, I get fairly close to the guy, hoping he might just decide to do 45. He brake checks me...HARD.

SO we aint havin none of that, I play mirror to mirror on him waiting for a gap... around 3-4 mins later the road is clear, My spedometer lights up as I kick over to the left, he sees me moving, and pushes that 4 cyl engine, I immediatley smell the rice as his fartcan moans like me after taco bell. He's floored ( I can tell by the sound of his autozone muffler) and i'm gliding by him with my pedal 3/4 of the way down.

Damn I love BMWs...
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Old 09-19-2004, 05:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha nice.

me and you have the best races... civics, busses etc. lol
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Old 09-19-2004, 05:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2004, 01:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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with an exhaust surpassed in size only by my penis.
If you have your driver's licence, you better have more than 4 inches! :

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i saw a ghey civic with dual folgers cans one time. i was in my moms vdub and took him up to 120 where he was a good 10 car lengths back farting all the way
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i saw a ghey civic with dual folgers cans one time. i was in my moms vdub and took him up to 120 where he was a good 10 car lengths back farting all the way
i bet he felt really dumb having his go-fast muffler and being behind so bad :
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ya..and the worst thing is my moms vdub is a WAGON!!!!!
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ya..and the worst thing is my moms vdub is a WAGON!!!!!
can you say pwned..lol! wagons or estates(british) are bad ass...my moms volvo wagon hauls ass to



nice kill by the way
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thanks....it was actually my first and only freeway kill. my four speed and refridgerator like aerodynamics limit my freeway race options
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thanks....it was actually my first and only freeway kill. my four speed and refridgerator like aerodynamics limit my freeway race options
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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