BMW puts holes in Ford, Chevy

[TMac325is]

alright, so im not really one that goes out and races constantly, but it was friday and i was bored. so me and my friend roll up close to baltimore at this place between a mcdonalds and some mexican restaraunt where all these ricers, low riders, and serious street racers meet up around 11- midnight or so

so i drove up there to show off and just so i could take a cruise on the highway, we get bored standing around near all these losers (for real, there is nothing great about a 91 chevy s10 engine that is painted purple, omg)

i pull up to a stop light at next to a shopping mall on the highway, and in front of me are 2 of the guys who were hanging out 5 mins earlier, getting ready to take off and race. One car: a green Ford Probe GT with some kind of exhaust, and his girlfriend in the passengers seat. the other car: 2 guys in a black chevy cavalier, with some pretty cool rims, and a loud exhaust

this is where it gets funny: the light with traffic going across the intersection turns red, both start revving engines, and suddenly the Probe peels out halfway into the intersection, stops, then reverses back into place because the light didnt turn green (they forgot that the turn lanes and U turn lanes didnt go yet). so me and my friend laughed our asses off at that

so finally the light turns green and they take off, and i try to keep up a little, but not really, i shifted at like 4000 maybe, just so i could get a good view. the green probe pulled out ahead maybe a car length

after about 15 or 20 seconds i get the urge, and i gun it. took 3rd gear up to atleast 80, and then im up to about 100 mph, and ive already caught up to both of them. i turn my headlights off, and keep my fogs on, trying to see if i can sneak up on them. finally a 3rd lane opens up after some construction and i pull into, and put it into 5th, and floor it up the turn lane going about 110 at this point.

As i get up to 115, i am flying by both cars, then i cut off probe because the lane was ending and i wouldve nailed the curb and ended up in the brick dining room of a Wendys. I pull way ahead, then start slowing down because of a stoplight coming up with a red light camera.

i cruise through the green light at about 80, and the green probe starts approaching, while the black cavalier turns left at the light. the probe then comes really close, almost into my lane, and lines up with me. i thought "is this guy serious?", my friend was laughing. then the other drivers g/f rolls down the window and they yelled something at me but i couldnt hear. Then i pull out my cell phone and put it up to my ear like its an important call, totally showed him up like i was way too important. the probe turned off at the next light, as i raced home to change my pants after pissing myself

hope you enjoyed reading about how my car took a dump on some rice

[brien4787]

haha, funny shit. a probe? damn... those things are way quick. haha.

i bet i could take it in my car 318

[Torque]

Nice kills man.

Probe GTs seem to just die after like 65.

[Stuka]

im no expert, but that MIGHT(and thats a big might) be from the lack of horsepower, torque, engineering....

[Numark318i]

Nice kills.
Who rices a Probe?
Jesus

Oh well sounds like u had some fun. I love beating Ricers..its great.

[MIZ4Guy]

yeah good kill... i got a letter from Lansing today telling me if i get one more speeding ticket my liscense is gone, so no more racing at intersections for me

[Numark318i]

Originally posted by MIZ4Guy@Jul 5 2004, 12:17 AM
yeah good kill... i got a letter from Lansing today telling me if i get one more speeding ticket my liscense is gone, so no more racing at intersections for me

dam..my dad got a letter like that from the DMW.

How many points u got, or how does that work for you?

[spiff325is]

nice work, keep em comin.

[Torque]

Originally posted by Stuka@Jul 5 2004, 12:30 AM
im no expert, but that MIGHT(and thats a big might) be from the lack of horsepower, torque, engineering....

me lacking ? what ? :P

[CiscoKid]

who does anything to a probe except drive it to the junk yard

[CiscoKid]

i spoke too soon... http://www.probetalk.com/

[jllphan]

That's funny, you should read the "kill stories" section.

That's good stuff.

[schneider252]

lmao my mom beat a ford probe in a E30!!

sad shit

"It's always wise to stop, I talked myself out of running a red light recently, it was my honest mistake, apparently I can't tell a yellow from red blinking light.
But the cop was all cool about it, even complemented me on my neons. "


wonder how much HP he got outa those neons guys?


"good anough kill u shut up the prissy chick thinking she was all so cool with her crappy car... "

a ford probe is beter than a firebird......

[thekid]

ok heres all my mods first full engine over haul by import performance at mikes speed shop in tennesse bored abd sleved all forged internals blanced and blueprinted..Im port and polished tb will be soon,obx headers,standard cat the rest is straight pipe through a apexi n1 muffler 2.25 inch piping for the exhause,xtc cold air intake,jet reprogramed computer,venom 80 shot of nos plus purge and bottle heater,egr and pcv blocked off tps enhancer from jegs,all autometer gauges including tach air-fuel temp oil oil-pressure trans oil temp,full level ten atx including torque conveter royal purple max atf hayden 404 cooler bully dog cv joints,and a complete audio system wich if needed will list too also im riding on msr 113 gunmetal wheels with kuhmo tires and XTC coilovers all the way around...new struts needed still......body kit comming soon......and mabey a turbocharger setup or atx-mtx mabey .......now you see why i can beat a lighting...

Thats from that site from a guy claiming to have killed a F150 lightning from a roll. Can any body understand that? All I see is crap crap crap. ALl this on a 4cly auto probe!!!!! He was asked for his performance mods.....

[Torque]

gotta watch out for those auto 4cyl probes especially