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Old 08-26-2004, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Last night I'm out with a friend driving his new Imprezza at warp factor 6 when we saw this really great looking girl in a convertible M3 sitting in the next lane at a set of lights...

She saw us looking (drooling) at her and as soon as the lights went amber she shot off with us in hot pursuit...

I have never, and I mean, NEVER seen anyone let alone a young gorgeous girl drive as dangerously as this chick..she was overtaking in non existent gaps, jumping lights and all sorts of craziness but she couldnt get rid of us!

Finally, we draw up alongside her at another set of lights and she winds down her window and screams "what the fuck are you looking at!" at my friend who is driving...

and he very calmly, slowly and with a big grin on his face says; -

"The car honey, the car" and you should have seen the look on her pretty little face!

Priceless!!

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Old 08-26-2004, 10:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2004, 11:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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NICE! and I would say that was the most crazy chick driving because you have never seen my driving, hehehe everyone thinks there gonna die... I'm just aggressive and ride peoples asses like crazy but hey there doing like the speed LIMIT? that means move out of my way! and I have NEVER rearended anyone ::knock on wood::

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Old 08-26-2004, 11:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats a really good story... enjoyed it... I've only had one girl that I've ever known.. that could drive her ass off.... and she was pretty good looking....

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Old 08-26-2004, 08:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This is one of the only stories I lughed at. Ive smiled at others and thought they were intertaining but this made me laugh. Good stuff.
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I just thought I'd point out you mispelled "Bimmer" :P
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I just thought I'd point out you mispelled "Bimmer" :P
there always has to be one person to be a dick




anyways, that was funny stuff, way for your friend to knock that chick's ego down a few pegs
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With the females...it's all about the lines....if you get a good one....you've got them caught....hook, line, and sinker....this was a really great line...I should remember it when I driving around im our bimmers...lol
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Originally posted by sean+Aug 26 2004, 10:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sean @ Aug 26 2004, 10:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Halon@Aug 26 2004, 10:06 PM
I just thought I'd point out you mispelled "Bimmer" :P
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anyways, that was funny stuff, way for your friend to knock that chick's ego down a few pegs [/b][/quote]
Lol...it's not a problem...and anyway in the Uk we refer to them as Bimmers/Beemers/Zimmers/Blingers etc etc!!

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NICE! and I would say that was the most crazy chick driving because you have never seen my driving, hehehe everyone thinks there gonna die... I'm just aggressive and ride peoples asses like crazy but hey there doing like the speed LIMIT? that means move out of my way! and I have NEVER rearended anyone ::knock on wood::

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Great story



"~Teg~", riding someone's ass will most likely not make them speed up. Besides, 318ti is so slow that those people in Grand Marquis' can easily pull bus-lengths on you if you get too annoying for them.
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"I know what a speed limit sign is... I just choose to ignore it!"
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how old are you again.....lol j/p..jeez i wish i could find a girl that was like that
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Originally posted by Numark318i+Aug 27 2004, 06:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Numark318i @ Aug 27 2004, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BMWbeauty416@Aug 26 2004, 11:40 AM




"I know what a speed limit sign is... I just choose to ignore it!"
I love you...







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how old are you again.....lol j/p..jeez i wish i could find a girl that was like that [/b][/quote]
She's 20 and has a bf (who's getting quite popular on these boards )

That story was priceless. I wish I was there to see her reaction.
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Looks like I p'd off a mod with my title cause someone has edited it...apologies!

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I do that all the time, I sit there and stare at the wheels and shit... and then the 50 year old granny sittin in the $65,000 M5 looks at me like "wtf?" like I'm gawking at her...
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