My 5er nearly became a 8er today (5 + 3) when an arrogant asshole in a 318i decided to cut me up on the motorway - VERY CLOSE CALL. When I pulled alongside and beckoned him to pull over so I could punch his fucking lights out, he just floored it - Don't know what he was thinking trying to outrun me in a 318 but pretty soon he was a dot in my rearview mirror - cunt.
Oh well just thought I'd share that with you.
shoulda ran him off the road. just started inching towards him. or did the sholderfake thing to him like the kid did to the cop in the m3 vs cops video.
I was there last week for a couple of days (had a great time, thanks to all the girls in Spearmint Rhino & Medusa xxxxxxxx ).
Anyway, left there on the Thursday night & got serious road rage off some idiot in a 1990 minivan with curtains! He turned into a pussy once we got into 3 figures but not before he had tried undertaking me on the hard sholder! fucking freak!
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I'm not proud of this but about a 4 months ago i was on the North Circular and as i was overtaking some Asian dude and his family in a people carrier at about 80mph he decided to pull out next to me without looking - it was a very very close thing!
I very fucking nearly totalled my car and slammed on the brakes - and swerved all over the road
The little fellow actually realised what he had done and kind of waved an apology which was fine - sort of calmed me down a bit and stopped me actually wanted to kill him!
Anyway, I was shaken a little bit and when the adrenalin slowed down I pulled into the middle lane - then an old Ford Escort pulls alongside me and the guy winds his window down - I thought he was going to ask if I was ok or make some comment but instead he starts giving it to me - a load of fucking abuse about weaving all over the road and slamming on brakes in a thick Irish accent - he obviously didnt see what happened
NOW IM SERIOUSLY FUCKING PISSED OFF - and give it back to him - I dont want to offend any Irish users on here but this guy really fucking made me mad after nearly crashing and I'm calling him a bog trotter and potato muncher etc etc so he tries to run me off the road and I MEAN HE TRIED TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD - so I'm off!
Anyway, the cunt chased me down all over North London for about 20 long fucking minutes and all the time I'm thinking bollocks this could go on for a long time and its obvious that he isnt going to let it go - yes I know Im in a 318 and he is in an Escort and should have lost him but the traffic was quite heavy and I couldnt shake the lunatic - he is even jumping red lights and using the hard shoulder to get me!
So at Ikea in Wembley I scream into the car park with him about 10 cars behind me...jump out the car grab my trolley jack and pool cue (I do actually play) from the boot and as he pulls round the corner I heaved the jack through the passenger side of his windscreen & screamed "lets go CUNT" at him and he just sat there - open mouthed the fucking bitch
Like I said I'm not proud and I'm still waiting to hear from the police - I actually drove back to Ikea that night to see if the cameras they have up would capture it happening - but it looks sweet because it was quite close to the entrance of the car park
I've lost a jack and quite possibly got myself some sort of suspended sentence for criminal damage and threatening behaviour - thank god I didnt throw it through the screen directly at him - BUT that fucker is NEVER going to chase anyone down again!
Fingers crossed I got away with it...but I doubt it - my solicitor thinks I might have a case for self defense and that he was using his vehicle as a deadly weapon -we'll see if it goes to magistrates - but as it has been quite some time I reckon the guy didnt want to get involved and just had his windscreen replaced
Lastly, I hope people on here dont think I'm some sort of mad thug who goes around chucking stuff through peoples windows - i'm not - unless you really fuck me off!
Originally posted by BLACKBMW@Oct 7 2004, 04:00 PM I'm not proud of this but about a 4 months ago i was on the North Circular and as i was overtaking some Asian dude and his family in a people carrier at about 80mph he decided to pull out next to me without looking - it was a very very close thing!
I very fucking nearly totalled my car and slammed on the brakes - and swerved all over the road
The little fellow actually realised what he had done and kind of waved an apology which was fine - sort of calmed me down a bit and stopped me actually wanted to kill him!
Anyway, I was shaken a little bit and when the adrenalin slowed down I pulled into the middle lane - then an old Ford Escort pulls alongside me and the guy winds his window down - I thought he was going to ask if I was ok or make some comment but instead he starts giving it to me - a load of fucking abuse about weaving all over the road and slamming on brakes in a thick Irish accent - he obviously didnt see what happened
NOW IM SERIOUSLY FUCKING PISSED OFF - and give it back to him - I dont want to offend any Irish users on here but this guy really fucking made me mad after nearly crashing and I'm calling him a bog trotter and potato muncher etc etc so he tries to run me off the road and I MEAN HE TRIED TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD - so I'm off!
Anyway, the cunt chased me down all over North London for about 20 long fucking minutes and all the time I'm thinking bollocks this could go on for a long time and its obvious that he isnt going to let it go - yes I know Im in a 318 and he is in an Escort and should have lost him but the traffic was quite heavy and I couldnt shake the lunatic - he is even jumping red lights and using the hard shoulder to get me!
So at Ikea in Wembley I scream into the car park with him about 10 cars behind me...jump out the car grab my trolley jack and pool cue (I do actually play) from the boot and as he pulls round the corner I heaved the jack through the passenger side of his windscreen & screamed "lets go CUNT" at him and he just sat there - open mouthed the fucking bitch
Like I said I'm not proud and I'm still waiting to hear from the police - I actually drove back to Ikea that night to see if the cameras they have up would capture it happening - but it looks sweet because it was quite close to the entrance of the car park
I've lost a jack and quite possibly got myself some sort of suspended sentence for criminal damage and threatening behaviour - thank god I didnt throw it through the screen directly at him - BUT that fucker is NEVER going to chase anyone down again!
Fingers crossed I got away with it...but I doubt it - my solicitor thinks I might have a case for self defense and that he was using his vehicle as a deadly weapon -we'll see if it goes to magistrates - but as it has been quite some time I reckon the guy didnt want to get involved and just had his windscreen replaced
Lastly, I hope people on here dont think I'm some sort of mad thug who goes around chucking stuff through peoples windows - i'm not - unless you really fuck me off!
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Smashing stuff - no pun intended - however I do think you need to seek psychiactric attention. I was just gonna thump the cunt (Probably a couple of times - he looked like he wouldn't go down too easy), not brain him with a 2 ton trolley jack!!! Any how's, you've got to go to halfords now and buy a new one.
If he was driving that badly the car was probably nicked anyway, so I doubt he'll be calling the old bill.
Originally posted by eboy1978@Oct 8 2004, 08:42 AM Ha ha ha!
YEAH MAN that's the kinda shit I'm talkin about! ha ha ha!
Moral of the story: Don't get all road raged up unless you're prepared to dodge flying trolley jacks, pool queues & shards of windscreen!
You were lucky though, most Irish would have probably you instead
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Didn't want to mention it but eboy is right - watch your back from now on, and buy yourself a mirror on a stick - it may just save your life. Also a couple of these might help cos one day the mad mick might have a few of these and come a lookin for something to practise his pipe bombing on.
Lol - yes I was worried about the Semtex backlash for quite a while but as I live in a totally different part of London I don't think I will ever see him again - that's the main problem with a private plate - people know where you are!
It's not the first time I have got out of my car but it is the first time EVER that I have used a "weapon" - like I said I'm not proud but this fucker had hands like bananas and when he followed me into Ikea I had to make a decision - my solicitor made a good point though and thats that I was lucky it didnt escalate into a a full scale battle - I'd have looked pretty stupid if he had got a pick axe handle out the boot and started at me coz my pool cue would have looked like a toothpick!
I guess he thought that I was a complete loony and didnt want to know - you know what they say about the strength of madmen
I'd still check your wheel arches every morning for foreign objects.
You could have 'd him with your pool cue before he 'd you with his pick helve.
Disclaimer:
To anyone Irish reading this - This and the above posts are just a joke!!! I have nothing against the Irish and indeed have several Irish friends.
hell yeah son, I dont think your a mad thug, i think your defending yourself. No telling what that guy would have done to ya if he allready tried to run you off the road. Most people i know in Flint, Michigan (shithole ghetto) would have juss shot the guy, no joke. So as far as i am concerned he is lucky to only get a jack through his window! I dont know if you have a case in the UK but i asked my father and he said if you can prove that he tried to run you off the road and then followed you for an excess of 20 minutes like you said, then technically what you did was totally justified unless you are caught on camera waiting for him to drive by. Im sure if worse comes to worse and you do lose the case, which should happen, you will be put on some type of community service, like i said though, I dont know the laws as far as sentencing in the UK all that well. I wouldn;t sweat it though man, you did what you had to do.
If you really piss someone off here in the US especially in a bigger city you are likely to get shot in the face seriously not kidding. You know about our gun laws. I understand though, here sometimes it seems like idiots try to cut you off just because you have a nicer car than they do and they're pissed.
Actually about three months ago some guy in a minivan cut off some dude and almost ran him off the road (This happend about 5 blocks from my house I live about 50 ft from a highway) So anyway the guy that was run off the road followed the other guy off of the highway, caught up with him and shot him in the face. This is common here.
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I dont want a pipe, pickaxe, gun or anything imposing to make the other guy scared if I ever get in this situation... I want a deployable spikestrip that comes from under my car and will anhialte anyones tires that's behind me and will slide off the road so nobody else's tires gets messed up.
Or something more accurite so you wont damage anyone else's expensive tires, something like a projectile that will pierce rubber, like a nice semi-automatic dartgun or an overpowered portable Co2 laser and set the tires on fire lol.
Pop their fucking tires and they can't catch you, AND you teach them a lesson without swirving all over the place to cause them to go off the road or anything... but if anyone sees you pull a gun looking device out and aim it at another car, you better be prepared to GO FAST AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE
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