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Old 11-23-2007, 12:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I demand that this smiley be removed.



The smiley shown above is incorrect and offensive.

1). We all know that pirates are better than ninjas.
2). Showing it to be otherwise is offensive and is counter productive to freedom.
3). Ninjas are actually French.
4). The equation Pirates>Ninjas = Rum>Sake is mathmatical proof of this point.
5). 300 clearly showed that Spartans are better than Ninjas and what were Spartans afraid of? Pirates. Therefore Pirates>Spartans>Ninjas.
6). Pirates have monkeys, Ninjas have...
7). Ninjas wear masks. Pirates wear eye patches, pimp hats and have beards.
8). Ninjas are someone's bitch. Pirates voted on who's bitch they were going to be. Therefore, Ninja's=exploited workers, Pirates=Democracy and Free Market.
9). Cannon balls are more awesome than smoke bombs. Why disappear in a cloud of gray when you can make them disappear in a could of red?
10). Did I already mention the Rum?

The only acceptable explanation of this would be if it were for profiling purposes only and we have some system inplace that would permaban a person for using it. In which case turn that off for this post.
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Old 11-23-2007, 12:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man I wish I could give you rep.

Let's continue the list

11) Pirates pillage...that's cool. Ninjas meditate....that's not cool.
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Old 11-23-2007, 12:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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negative. that smiley is just to pwn kyle
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Old 11-23-2007, 01:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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... it is funny... i think the smilely should stay.....
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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... it is funny... i think the smilely should stay.....
Let the profiling begin...starting with this guy ^.
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Old 11-24-2007, 11:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Let the profiling begin...starting with this guy ^.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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12) Pirates aren't pussy's and fight straight up, Ninja's hide in corners and shit and wait behind your couch for you to come home before they attack.
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Old 08-26-2008, 05:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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wow its the cheesy tots dude...
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Pirates win because I dont know any ninja jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts".
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wow its the cheesy tots dude...
I was in rehab for a while but its okay, I am officially off the tots.
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