The smiley shown above is incorrect and offensive.
1). We all know that pirates are better than ninjas.
2). Showing it to be otherwise is offensive and is counter productive to freedom.
3). Ninjas are actually French.
4). The equation Pirates>Ninjas = Rum>Sake is mathmatical proof of this point.
5). 300 clearly showed that Spartans are better than Ninjas and what were Spartans afraid of? Pirates. Therefore Pirates>Spartans>Ninjas.
6). Pirates have monkeys, Ninjas have...
7). Ninjas wear masks. Pirates wear eye patches, pimp hats and have beards.
8). Ninjas are someone's bitch. Pirates voted on who's bitch they were going to be. Therefore, Ninja's=exploited workers, Pirates=Democracy and Free Market.
9). Cannon balls are more awesome than smoke bombs. Why disappear in a cloud of gray when you can make them disappear in a could of red?
10). Did I already mention the Rum?
The only acceptable explanation of this would be if it were for profiling purposes only and we have some system inplace that would permaban a person for using it. In which case turn that off for this post.