Got a '96 316 compact lux, had her for about 3 years now, never a hicup, a misfire, not a thing, she's been a dream.
I pull into a local garage to pick up some service parts, i'm in there probably 5 minutes. I come back out, jump in, press the start button and nothing.

used: Engine probably turns half a turn n then locks solid. Pi**ed off??? I THINK SO!!!
So now i gotta pull the motor out n rip the thing apart n find out what the damage is.

Sometimes things just suck, really badly...
Anyway, i jus needed to get that off my chest because its been bugging me and i have very few places to vent my anger that don't involve driving sumwhere...