| Jackass in an eclipse
I was driving thru the local Burger King drive thru at about 11 at night and saw a 2nd gen eclipse with his fogs parked in the back of the lot. I noticed a front mount intercooler and thought i would go check it out. I pulled up to him in my 98 M3 and said i knew a bit about DSM's, my brother had a few of them that i worked on, and asked what he had done. He just said a few things, so i asked him about his turbo and his front mount and he just says "I don't know, I just know my car will rape yours". I asked if he'd like to take a drive down Rice Lake (windy racing road nearby) and he said he didn't wanna waste the gas owning me. I just drove back to the drive thru window and laughed. When i was picking my food up from the window i heard him take off from the corner-all i could hear was the scream from his 5" exhaust pipe, no blow off valve and no turbo whine. I later found out that he doesn't even have a turbo, he just put a front mount on. What an idiot | 
