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#1 (permalink) Old 10-26-2003, 05:49 PM
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I have a 2000 323 CI automatic and I was wondering what things I could do to make the car faster. I don't have a lot of money right now so I was wondering if there was anything I could do now to get started. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks
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Any of the following are inexpensive ways to make your car go 'faster':
1)Drive downhill;
2)Break in and adjust the United States Atomic Clock so it is slower; hence; in computing your speed, your car will cover the same amount of ground in "less" time, and therefore, be faster;
3)Remove your seat from the car and sit on the floor while driving, because the closer you are to the ground, the faster it will seem like you're going;
4)Always drive around old people and people with crappy cars, that way you'll be the fastest person among them; or
5)Take a big handful of Valium or 'ludes.
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Originally posted by ConnieLynnGus@Nov 21 2003, 11:24 AM
Any of the following are inexpensive ways to make your car go 'faster':
1)Drive downhill;
2)Break in and adjust the United States Atomic Clock so it is slower; hence; in computing your speed, your car will cover the same amount of ground in "less" time, and therefore, be faster;
3)Remove your seat from the car and sit on the floor while driving, because the closer you are to the ground, the faster it will seem like you're going;
4)Always drive around old people and people with crappy cars, that way you'll be the fastest person among them; or
5)Take a big handful of Valium or 'ludes.
:lol: good tips

even if you spend $1000 on a chip and some bolt ons you probably wont be able boost the power curve more than around 10-15hp at the wheels and a little more in top end
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Originally posted by ConnieLynnGus@Nov 21 2003, 11:24 AM
Any of the following are inexpensive ways to make your car go 'faster':
1)Drive downhill;
2)Break in and adjust the United States Atomic Clock so it is slower; hence; in computing your speed, your car will cover the same amount of ground in "less" time, and therefore, be faster;
3)Remove your seat from the car and sit on the floor while driving, because the closer you are to the ground, the faster it will seem like you're going;
4)Always drive around old people and people with crappy cars, that way you'll be the fastest person among them; or
5)Take a big handful of Valium or 'ludes.
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the best mods for the money will be intake, chip, exhaust, supercharging will give you crazy horespower gains but costs a lot
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I have a 2000 323 CI automatic and I was wondering what things I could do to make the car faster. I don't have a lot of money right now so I was wondering if there was anything I could do now to get started. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks
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