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Old 02-10-2005, 07:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay....at first it was the Fuses (yeah they told me over the phone, after the fact and after about 10 times calling to get a human being, that I shoulda upgraded the low beam fuses in the first place and all I got to do is replace them and find any other blown fuses....fine) So I go to autozone buy $30 worth of fuses and a tester...replaced all the suspected fuses..(I noticed my fuel pump fuse was not circulating a current thru the tester used ) Then I turned the car on...nothng...just constant clicking from the fuse area. I turn the HID low beams on..they come on and a minute later the passenger side flicks off and then the drivers side flick off...my car starts clicking again, the dash lights flicker, my radio ejects the CD, and everything dies, but my hazard lights come on by themselves automatically used! So I
call Umnitza....he tells me something about the fuses again and tells me to recheck the wiring...I did already and I did it again....nothing...so go back in my my girl's Neon to Autozone buy more fuses and electrical tape and extra wiring just in case...re-did the fuses and nothing...unplugged the battery, tested that and this and still the same results...clicking from my fuse area and my interior lights and dash flicker on and off and my hazards start flashing by themselves.

Anyway Now I'm Exhausted and I'v gotten Absolutely NO help from the Umnitza people who took my $710.00 for this product and now I'm back on the forum hoping someone here can help me and offer better advice....

I'm not pleased at all.....At least if there was some sort of instructions in the box to guide me...anythng would've helped...There was absolutely NO paperwork, reciepts, manuals, certificates, warranty slips, instructions, warning...NOTHING!!!! and that is very dissapointing Umnitza.... n n n

Not pleased at all!!!! n n
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Old 02-10-2005, 08:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Torque+Feb 10 2005, 09:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Torque @ Feb 10 2005, 09:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-xsperf@Feb 10 2005, 11:29 PM
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first of all; (edit)!!!

Its not funny when its my car and my money!!!!

Second; my lights still work and my car assuming i get my fuses and circuits sorted still works...so the answer ass clowns is no nothing is parted or sold from my car...take your broke e34 asses to ebay!!!

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try going to there website and getting the PDF installtion file download if there is one. i think there. just log in and done it should be there. never heard of a problem like this.

PS. im not a spoiled little bastard.
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try going to there website and getting the PDF installtion file download if there is one. i think there. just log in and done it should be there. never heard of a problem like this.

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Wtf is up with e36 hazard lights coming on randomly, happened to me 3 times so far.

I fuckin hate electrical systems.
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