Worst luck in the world

[Kissner]

Alright so today i'm sitting in my high school auto class today and i finish balancing tires on my friend's grand prix. I pull his car outa the stall and tell one of my friends to open the door when i honk, i'm gonna go get my car so i can check the tire pressure cause i think the back left is low. I tell him ill come in the far right stall. I go get my car and pull up to the door and honk my horn. The door starts to open and when it's about half way high enough for me to go in, the half retarded kid in our school comes shooting outa it on his snowmobile and rams straight into the front of my car. He damn near got clotheslined off his sled by the door that wasn't open far enough and crushed my bumper. I just fixed my bumper about a month ago from the coon i hit-it's fiberglass so it shatters anytime i touch anything hard. I was kinda in shock when it first happened, but when i saw him swearing and kicking his snowmobile and tearing the hood off it and throwing it i started to laugh. Until i saw what the damage was. I got out and took a look, the fiberglass tabs that hold the bumper on were broken on both sides, there was about an inch deep chunk of fiberglass taken out in about 3 places and almost the entire thing was scraped. I got run into by a snowmobile, when there's no snow, by a half retarded kid. Wow

[Italian Saint]

= ass beating. I would kill someone that hurt my car.

You could make yourself feel better by going to the store and buying and taking a pregnancy test...

cause then you could say at least I'm not pregnant.:lol:
::credit to Daniel Tosh::

[SpeedInfusion]

wow...pics?

[Kissner]

I will post them when i get home from school. I figured i could beat him but it wouldn't say much for me if i beat up a retarded kid. I wanna show u a pic of him, he's got some goofy ass eyes. Funny as shit to look at. To make myself feel better i'm going to get a case of beer and watch Desperate Housewifes. Maybe some porn, we'll see how depressed I am. Haha my school said they will pay the cost of it so i need to get an estimate and they will write me a check. I think i'm gonna get a nice padded estimate. So i might come out smelling like a rose

[Kissner]

And because my wonderful bumper is fiberglass it broke the mounting tabs on both sides. These are just pics of the chunks of fiberglass that are missing and the cracked tabs. The scratches didn't show up real well, the camera isn't the best. But just imagine scratches running 3/4 the length of the bumper

[Kissner]

and a few more pics-sorry bout the size, not sure how to resize them since i but nero on my computer

[drz]

Get an estimate at the dealership for an OEM M3 bumper, brake ducts, paintwork, and mounting.

[crunkjuice]

seriously aint even funny cuz i got the same problem cheap m3 fiber glass clone bumper its happend twice already, both really weak hits too,

[SpeedInfusion]

oem m3 front bumper ftw...koperformance or bavauto

[Kissner]

No shit, fiberglass is retarded. I bought an E46 bumper cause i couldn't afford an E46 M3-thought it would look cool. Looks alright but i never realized how bigga pain in the ass fiberglass is. I'm definitely not even gonna take the time and effort to fix this and just guy a new plastic bumper

[Cruzin 323is]

damn bro.. u got mad problems.. i feel bad... u got any pics of your ride.. in working condition??

[Kissner]

Yea i got some from along time ago, when i first got it running and working. I gotta wait til i'm home from school to post them tho.