| Smokey and The Bandit
Ok, so the other morning I woke up late because I was up late studying. I had a class at 9:30am on the complete other side of town and I didn't get out of the house until 9:15. So as soon as I turned on the car my new Jerry Reed cd came on with the Smokey and The Bandit Theme Song (East Bound and Down). Anyway, I put the song on repeat because it said stuff like "East Bound and Down, loaded up and truckin...we gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm East bound just watch old bandit run....you've got to keep that diesel truckin, just put that hammer down and give it hell...keep your football on the petal, son nevermind them brakes, let it all hang out cause we got a run to make"...etc etc you get the picture. Anyway, the whole time I was pretending my black 318iS was the Smokey and the Bandit trans am and I was doin' 95 weaving in and out of traffic and when I get off the free way I hit all the lights perfectly and make it to class with 1 minute to spare. Thanks to Jerry Reed and Smokey and The Bandit I made it to class on time(normally the drive takes me about 30 minutes cause I drive slow and careful). Oh yeah, an '06 Black 330i got in the lane in front of me going slower so I put on my left turn signal all autobahn style, the hot blonde driver got out of my way as soon as she saw that, then I glanced in my rear view to see her blowing me a kiss and flashing her high beams for motoring mo-jo and karma. That is all | 
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