It ended up being a combination of the starter freezing up and a bad battery. I tapped on the starter a few times and saw that it finally cranked the engine some, but still not at 100% power. Had the battery checked and it was faulty. Swapped it out and it fired right up! I guess the battery wasn't accepting my 'jump charge' for some reason.
What are the chances of the starter freezing up AND the battery going dead at the same time?!
I'm just glad it's back going again. Thanks for your input Lord Vader!
I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.