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Originally Posted by Blackoutmp
hey everyone. my girlfriend has a 98 Z3...
A cowboy is having a drink in a pub one day and a very attractive lady walks in. He can’t believe his luck when she comes over & sits next to him. They get chatting & she asks him what he does. He says he’s a cowboy.
So she says, “What do Cowboys do?”
“Whaal, cowboys work with cattle, all on horse back – ya know – mustering roping and lasooing. Cowboys live in the bush, cook on open fires with billys - ya know. Break in wild horses – really difficult & tough - ya know - sometimes break a leg or two. But tell me, what are you?”
“Well, I’m a lesbian.”
So the cowboy asks what do lesbians do?
She says, “Well I think of women all day. I wake up in the morning & I think of women. I eat & think of women & last my last thought at night is of women.”
She left & a little later another man walked into the pub. He went up to the cowboy & asked him what he did.
The cowboy replied, “Whaal until half an hour ago, I thought I was a cowboy, but now I think I'm a lesbian.”
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